The smell of eraser shavings is the smell of failure
Sometimes a really good song from last year that I no longer listen to comes on when I’m I the car with my mom
It makes me wonder, why did I stop listening to this song?
Then my mom tries to harmonize to it in an opera voice and I remember why
Who came up the laugh track and how did that idea not get shot down
Does anyone else have that pair of pants they have a relationship with and will wear even when they’re still damp
A biology classmate asked me what vegetative reproduction meant and I said “either when vegetables have baby vegetables or when vegetarians have children after meeting on veggiesingles.com” and then it showed up in the text as a link and it turns out veggiesingles.com is an ACTUAL site where people actually look to meet other vegetarians.
When I was little I gave my brother one of those Beggin Strips dog treats and told him it was real bacon and he ate it
My parents were laughing too hard to punish me
you haven’t experienced true teamwork until you’re in a group message with your entire class at midnight